Ghost Giggler Prints

Boo'ed on stage.

Clown God

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Get on with it!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Fancy a pint?

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

2pm meet your Creator

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

I am one with stupid.

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Swinging through the jungle.

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"That's what we look like naked??"

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'