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"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"River well stocked this year."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Get on with it!

Fancy a pint?

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

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Children's Entertainer

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The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

"I think the computer's trying to download something."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

Doctor to patient 'Take two of these and call me in the morning...'

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'