Ghostly Giggle Enthusiast Gifts

Sometimes I regret choosing a fitted sheet.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"River well stocked this year."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Get on with it!

Fancy a pint?

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Children's Entertainer

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Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"That's what we look like naked??"

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"I think the computer's trying to download something."

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Doctor to patient 'Take two of these and call me in the morning...'

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'