Ghostly Giggles Collector Gifts

"How did the marathon go?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Get on with it!

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

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"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Fancy a pint?

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"The cookies are always stale."

Swinging through the jungle.

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"That's what we look like naked??"

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'