Ghostly Giggles Gifts

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

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"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Get on with it!

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Fancy a pint?

'He's wearing a toupee.'

2pm meet your Creator

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

I am one with stupid.

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

Ghost Playing Cello

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

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