Ghostly Giggles Aficionado Gifts

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"River well stocked this year."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Get on with it!

Children's Entertainer

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Fancy a pint?

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"I think the computer's trying to download something."

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'