Ghostly Gigglers Gifts

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Ghost Playing Cello

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

Conducting a s?ance via 'Dead reunited.com'

Teenager ghost tantrums - "I hate you! I wish I was alive!"

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

Spiritualist Society Parking

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

Ghost Comedy

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

'It's one of your five a day.'