Silent Gigglers Gifts

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Giggle.

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

The First Supper

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

I like a good whodunit.

Ghost Playing Cello

Boo-gle.

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

'It's one of your five a day.'

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

'It's for teenage girls.'

Beep beep beep beep beep beep. The guys must be her "back-up" singers.

Teenager ghost tantrums - "I hate you! I wish I was alive!"

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe.

"It's downward dog. . . says his back is killing him."

"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."

Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.