Silent Gigglers Mugs

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

I like a good whodunit.

The First Supper

Ghost Playing Cello

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

'It's for teenage girls.'

Teenager ghost tantrums - "I hate you! I wish I was alive!"

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

'It's one of your five a day.'

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe.

"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."

"It's downward dog. . . says his back is killing him."

Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.

"For crying out loud, Adam, put this on before you catch a cold."