Self-conscious Gigglers Gifts

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Giggle.

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

I like a good whodunit.

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

The First Supper

Ghost Playing Cello

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

Boo-gle.

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

Beep beep beep beep beep beep. The guys must be her "back-up" singers.

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

Teenager ghost tantrums - "I hate you! I wish I was alive!"

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

'It's one of your five a day.'

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe.

Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.

"Dating is hard when you feel like people only like you for your legs."

"It's downward dog. . . says his back is killing him."

"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."