Self-conscious Gigglers Gifts

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

I like a good whodunit.

The First Supper

Ghost Playing Cello

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

'It's one of your five a day.'

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

Teenager ghost tantrums - "I hate you! I wish I was alive!"

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

"Dating is hard when you feel like people only like you for your legs."

"It's downward dog. . . says his back is killing him."

Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.

"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."

Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe.

"For crying out loud, Adam, put this on before you catch a cold."