Thrill-seeking Gigglers Gifts

'This next bit might hurt just a teenie-weenie bit...'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

I like a good whodunit.

At home with the brass section.

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

'Where did we get this new goalie?'

Tunnel of Vengeance.

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

'It's for teenage girls.'

"What say we 'roshambo' for the last beer?"

Beep beep beep beep beep beep. The guys must be her "back-up" singers.

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

'Would you like the correct time and temperature with your transaction?'

Sunday morning greeters, the #1 cause for social anxiety in the church.

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

Emeril Lagasse's Zoo

Emergency Brake

Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe.

"It's downward dog. . . says his back is killing him."

Let's stop at the next exit. We may need an antacid, if I read the sign correctly."

C'mon, admit it - I scared you a little.

Skiers in ski masks are stopped at gunpoint

Hi, Frank. I just went to London. Want to see my pictures? Here I'm marching during the Changing of the Guard at Buckingham Palace. This is me at Piccadilly Circus. And I crashed into Big Ben because of the crazy drivers on the wrong side of the road. That was the highlight of your trip?! It was the highlight of my trip! Sure! I can now honestly say that I've hit the big time! (Published previously on July 11, 2010).