Ghostly Giggles Aficionado Pillows

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"River well stocked this year."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

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Children's Entertainer

Fancy a pint?

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"That's what we look like naked??"

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

"I think the computer's trying to download something."

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'