Ghostly Humor Aficionado Pillows

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Marley had a little lamb

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

Death Takes A Time-Share

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

Fresh Blood In Politics

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

What Vampires and Snowmen have in Common

'It's not mine.'

Transylvanian Athletics.

"Careful what you wish for."

Frankenstein's Labradoodle

Zzzzzzzzz...

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

'Man, can't find the keys again! Now do you think these things would come with a light? No, that would make too much sense!'

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

The revised 12 days of Christmas

"Trick or treat. We're your old social media posts coming back to haunt you."