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"How did the marathon go?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Get on with it!

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

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'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Swinging through the jungle.

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"The cookies are always stale."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.