Awkward Giggle Collector Gifts

"It's time I explained the Birds and Bees and PMS to you."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'It was this big. I swear'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

"Rex doesn't shake. He's a bit of a germaphobe."

'M.R.S.A'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"We're well known for our freshly cooked food. Your order will be ready in a few minutes, Madame."

"I have as many organisms on my tongue as she has in her probiotic, so why won't she let me lick her face."

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

Hand-Made Chocolates - Chef blowing nose.

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

Handy chart

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

Uniporn

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

Ladder in a lift shard.

Cut rate clinic: 'Attention! All medical personnel must wash their hands 2/ soP & WATER AFTER EVERY 10TH patient'

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

Lovers Guide, "I can't get it in !"

'Virus enlarged by genetic engineering are no longer a threat to be ingested or inhaled!'

Wearing face masks correctly