Laugh Collector Gifts

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Occu-Pie Mars

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"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Bert's dog training.'

Snowprov

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Banana Split...

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Useless add-ons.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'