Laugh Curator Gifts

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"So, is there any other funny business to attend to?"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

King and Jester

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

"Are you new around here?"

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Marty Feldman

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"Open mike night"

The institute.

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

'You are here' T-shirt,

"It's weeder's elbow."

"See? I told you our yard was too small for a swing set."

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

"It said on the tin 'put on 2 coats'..."

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.