Laugh Manufacturer Gifts

Precious comedy writers.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Snowprov

"This stool shall pass."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"So, is there any other funny business to attend to?"

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

King and Jester

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Hypnotoon

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

Medical Cabinet

'Nana!'

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

"You came up in therapy today."