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'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"So, is there any other funny business to attend to?"

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

"Gesundheit."

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

Now a procedure! Someone suggest a procedure! Surgery at the Improv.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

Cracked Quacks Strip: Cosmetic surgeon mix up.

Laugh break

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."

Marty Feldman

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

Matthew Perry.

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

Precious comedy writers.

'He's lost his voice...'

Joker in jail

"Even after all these years, you can still make me laughso hard I pee my pants...of course, I dod that when I sneeze, too!"

Recycled humor.

'...and that concludes the emergency procedures. Since we have a few minutes before take-off, how many of you are familiar with 'Amway'?'

'Don't look now, but the winner of last season's 'The Biggest Heckler' is here.'

This ones causing problems with the barcode machine!