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'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

"Gesundheit."

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."

Cracked Quacks Strip: Cosmetic surgeon mix up.

Laugh break

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

Precious comedy writers.

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

'He's lost his voice...'

"Even after all these years, you can still make me laughso hard I pee my pants...of course, I dod that when I sneeze, too!"

Joker in jail

'...and that concludes the emergency procedures. Since we have a few minutes before take-off, how many of you are familiar with 'Amway'?'

'Don't look now, but the winner of last season's 'The Biggest Heckler' is here.'

This ones causing problems with the barcode machine!

'Stop complaining - you only get a horse if you're delivering first class mail.'