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Marty Feldman

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

King and Jester

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

"Gesundheit."

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

Matthew Perry.

"Open mike night"

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."

Acme Coffee Co.

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

Cracked Quacks Strip: Cosmetic surgeon mix up.

'You are here' T-shirt,

Laugh break

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

Ross Noble