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'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

King and Jester

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

"Gesundheit."

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

Acme Coffee Co.

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

Laugh break

Cracked Quacks Strip: Cosmetic surgeon mix up.

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"Open mike night"

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."

'You are here' T-shirt,

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

Fake Cartoon

'He's lost his voice...'