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Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

Satis Factory Tour

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

"Gesundheit."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"And what do you do. . ?"

Marty Feldman

Acme Coffee Co.

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

"I love that new elephant smell."

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

Factory Smoke

'We're de-salting water?'

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

Awareness!...

"And this, gentlemen, is what one of our typical American workers looks before he gets fired!"

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

Sugar production

CORN.

Forklift truck

'Oh, him - he's Sidney Panner our Time and Commotion expert'

This ones causing problems with the barcode machine!

'Damn - that was my idea.'

'The company bought a machine to replace 20 of us, but it's too large to fit in the shop!'