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"And this, gentlemen, is what one of our typical American workers looks before he gets fired!"

Oil Rig with Day Care Centre.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Motivation to work

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'You forgot the product label.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

Satis Factory Tour

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Pork Lift

Artist in industrial environment paints a butterfly.

"What we need is a union."

Lightbulb Maker

Robot's Coffee Break.

Surgical Appliance Factory

Dog urinating on tree on the back of a lorry

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

"I don't know why other countries won't buy our products...After all, they made them!"

'Some of you were wondering, 'what, exactly, does Smedgwick, Refining and Smelting do'?'

Awareness!...