Industrial Humor Enthusiast Prints

"And this, gentlemen, is what one of our typical American workers looks before he gets fired!"

Oil Rig with Day Care Centre.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Motivation to work

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'You forgot the product label.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

Satis Factory Tour

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Artist in industrial environment paints a butterfly.

Pork Lift

"What we need is a union."

"I don't know why other countries won't buy our products...After all, they made them!"

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

Lightbulb Maker

Surgical Appliance Factory

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

Dog urinating on tree on the back of a lorry

'Some of you were wondering, 'what, exactly, does Smedgwick, Refining and Smelting do'?'

Robot's Coffee Break.

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

Awareness!...