Industrial Humor Buff Prints

Forks

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'You forgot the product label.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

Satis Factory Tour

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"Gesundheit."

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"I'll breathe easier when the economy gets back on track."

Pork Lift

"What we need is a union."

"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."

Dog urinating on tree on the back of a lorry

Robot's Coffee Break.

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

Awareness!...

"And this, gentlemen, is what one of our typical American workers looks before he gets fired!"

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

"Good news, Turner, We've chewed you up but have decided not to spit you out."

"We must have had an order."

Forklift truck

This ones causing problems with the barcode machine!

'The company bought a machine to replace 20 of us, but it's too large to fit in the shop!'

"Soak your nuts in acetone every day for a week, and it should clear up as good as new."

'I did it at the skill centre'