Laugh Leader Gifts

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'It was George's first time on top of the bill.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Snowprov

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

When clowns are hunting.

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

Drunk Barber

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Football heads...

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Bald Man Overcomb

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"