Laugh Leader Pillows

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

"So, is there any other funny business to attend to?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'It was George's first time on top of the bill.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Snowprov

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Projectile hairballing."

When clowns are hunting.

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

Drunk Barber

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Bald Man Overcomb

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"