Laugh Navigator Pillows

"The very first thing we learn is to kangaroo."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"What did Jesus order?"

When clowns are hunting.

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

"So, is there any other funny business to attend to?"

Island of Lost Guys.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

he used to belong to a cartoonist

King and Jester

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Football heads...

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....