Laugh Generator Gifts

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

'The guy before me was so bad the audience were still booing all the time I was on!'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Snowprov

"That'll be five bucks."

"This stool shall pass."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

When clowns are hunting.

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"What did Jesus order?"

Drunk Barber

"So, is there any other funny business to attend to?"

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"