Laugh Generator Prints

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

'The guy before me was so bad the audience were still booing all the time I was on!'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Snowprov

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"What did Jesus order?"

When clowns are hunting.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Hypnotoon