Laughing Gifts

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

This Side Up.

'Can I be in goal?'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

'I should tell you that I lied when I said sense of humour was what I look for most in a man.'

'Oh, she's not a witch or anything -- she just served leftover turkey five days in a row.'

'Your jokes are doing absolutley nothing for my endorphins!'

"What would you do if you had a sprained ankle."

Hypnotoon

'Yes, I know we're hyenas - but sometimes I just don't feel like laughing, Kate.'

"She's always been able to make me laugh."

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

Comic strip hospital patients.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

The best cure for a laughing jag is Monday morning.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'I got involved in a pump and dump scheme but I thought it was a new liposuction procedure.'

'Can we stop smiling now, love? Happy hour finished 10 minutes ago.'

Don't pick me.. Pass me the yellow pages.

Fat Kid 19- Irons

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

Notice on Door - We the Undersigned

Snowprov

"You're lying, Roger. The silence in this video footage proves that you did not kill at the palace of guffaws last night."

"Thanks a LOT, Ray. I thought I had very clearly said 'Don't make me laugh!'"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Comedy Club: LOL instead of laughter