Laughing Gifts

'Nana!'

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

This Side Up.

'Can I be in goal?'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

'Oh, she's not a witch or anything -- she just served leftover turkey five days in a row.'

Evaluating the humorousness of cartoons.

'Your jokes are doing absolutley nothing for my endorphins!'

"What would you do if you had a sprained ankle."

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

Hypnotoon

'Yes, I know we're hyenas - but sometimes I just don't feel like laughing, Kate.'

'I should tell you that I lied when I said sense of humour was what I look for most in a man.'

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

"This stool shall pass."

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

"She's always been able to make me laugh."

The serious corporation

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Comic strip hospital patients.

The best cure for a laughing jag is Monday morning.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'I got involved in a pump and dump scheme but I thought it was a new liposuction procedure.'

'Can we stop smiling now, love? Happy hour finished 10 minutes ago.'

Fat Kid 19- Irons

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

Don't pick me.. Pass me the yellow pages.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"I laughed, I cried, I peed my pants...but I always do that."