Laughing At Unexpected Situations Gifts

'I'll have to reschedule your appointment -- the doctor had an attack of squeamishness.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"I need to tinkle."

Snowprov

"This stool shall pass."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Missing my hair.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Hypnotoon

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

'Nana!'

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"You came up in therapy today."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

The serious corporation

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

IRS. That was a rough audit. They disallowed all of my deductions! You can't claim all these people as dependents ... The business expenses are not correct ... and the charitable contributions don't meet guidelines. You're shredding my return with that?! Wow! Ut was The Taxes Chainsaw Massacre!

MD. We fixed your leg. It

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

This Side Up.