Laughs Gifts

Beware of Falling Notice.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Snowprov

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Get crazy once in a while

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Pandora's Change Purse...

Hypnotoon

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Jokes machine.

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'

"You came up in therapy today."

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

Toilet humour