Laughs Prints

Beware of Falling Notice.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Snowprov

"This stool shall pass."

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

Get crazy once in a while

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Pandora's Change Purse...

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

Hypnotoon

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

Jokes machine.

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Nana!'

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'

"You came up in therapy today."

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

Toilet humour

So? You snort when you laugh, too.