Language Laugh Prints

"It's okay. That's just adult-speak for hot dogs."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Snowprov

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"It's a swearbox."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Hypnotoon

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"The doctor will she you now."

"You came up in therapy today."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

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