Language Laugh Pillows

"It's okay. That's just adult-speak for hot dogs."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Snowprov

"This stool shall pass."

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"It's a swearbox."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Hypnotoon

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

'Nana!'

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"The doctor will she you now."

"You came up in therapy today."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'I'll keep my remarks brief.'

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

The serious corporation

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

MD. We fixed your leg. It

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"