Language Jokes Pillows

'I'm terribly sorry, he's tied up at the moment, could anyone else possible help. . ?'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

On the third day of Christmas...

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'He likes to power nap.'

Snowprov

'Your shoe's untied.'

Backfire

Assault 'n' Vinegar

A Copy Editor and His Dog

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

The Rooster Comedian.