Language Fun Pillows

'I'm having a problem with wingless nymph blatteria - formerly cockroaches.'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

Some card-game puns

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I stand corrected."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Shoe repair

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Artichoking victim

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

"I've been window-shopping..."

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

"The doctor will she you now."

Self Raising Flour

Heart To Heart

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

Tug Of War

Hot Line

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'Doctor, my speech bubble has slipped!'

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"Are we their yet?"