Language Playful Pillows

"The doctor will she you now."

"Would you like to come up and see my etchings? They're all exactly the same. All twenty-pound notes."

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

10 K Tail-Chase

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Wagging Dog

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Balloon Kids

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Thank you bubbles

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'She'll never look for me here.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

Bouncing baby

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Shoe repair

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.