Language Playful T-Shirts

"The doctor will she you now."

"Would you like to come up and see my etchings? They're all exactly the same. All twenty-pound notes."

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Wagging Dog

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Balloon Kids

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Thank you bubbles

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Bouncing baby

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Shoe repair

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"