Language Fun T-Shirts

'I'm having a problem with wingless nymph blatteria - formerly cockroaches.'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

Introducing...Anagraman.

Some card-game puns

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"I stand corrected."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Shoe repair

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

"I've been window-shopping..."

"The doctor will she you now."

Heart To Heart

Artichoking victim

"He ate all the Scrabble tiles. Now he keeps leaving little messages around the house."

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

Self Raising Flour

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

Tug Of War

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

Hot Line

"Are we their yet?"

'Can, you hear me?'