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"No, not Yale. A fork in the road."

'I'll agree to a fifty-fifty split, but I get the hyphen.'

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Ducks Queue Up in a 'V' for Information.

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

Airbus

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Lyme's Disease Support Group

"Good Mourning!"

"Does every chapter of yours need to include a vegetable?"

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

Self Raising Flour

Minced Oath Day 2022

CS561702

Predator Pray

Keep Your End Up

Not Much Cop

"I didn't order a grande."

"He ate all the Scrabble tiles. Now he keeps leaving little messages around the house."

Egg Head

"Honestly, does everything I tell you go in one ear and out the udder?"

Tug Of War

Postbox

Hog Wash

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle

Figure of Eight

Ventriloquist's fete

"Here's what you need to ask yourself: What's a seven-letter word meaning 'implicit'?"

"Four letters...starting with 'D' and ending with 'D'?"

'He suffers from 'Spoonerism'. I actually asked him to buy me a cat flap.'

Wordplay: False Alarm - 'Only Kidding!'

Wordplay: Slothful.

"What do you mean you're just fifteen?"