Language Games Pillows

"No, not Yale. A fork in the road."

'I'll agree to a fifty-fifty split, but I get the hyphen.'

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

Airbus

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle

Tug Of War

Postbox

Hog Wash

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

Egg Head

Figure of Eight

Ventriloquist's fete

"Here's what you need to ask yourself: What's a seven-letter word meaning 'implicit'?"

"Four letters...starting with 'D' and ending with 'D'?"

'He suffers from 'Spoonerism'. I actually asked him to buy me a cat flap.'

Wordplay: False Alarm - 'Only Kidding!'

Wordplay: Slothful.

"What do you mean you're just fifteen?"

"Honestly, does everything I tell you go in one ear and out the udder?"

Lyme's Disease Support Group

"Good Mourning!"

"Does every chapter of yours need to include a vegetable?"

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Minced Oath Day 2022

CS561702

Predator Pray

'Big sod.'

"People talk about tree bark. I've never heard a tree bark."

"Your mother said that you needed a roll model."

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

Not Much Cop

"I didn't order a grande."

Keep Your End Up