Language Game Players Pillows

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Some card-game puns

"I stand corrected."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Danth battle?

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Shoe repair

Strawberry Shake

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

Heart To Heart

"I've been window-shopping..."

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

Self Raising Flour

Pets. Puppy Yums. Fish. I need parrot sales figures and a kitten inventory estimate. I'll do a polly graph and a cat scan!

"He ate all the Scrabble tiles. Now he keeps leaving little messages around the house."

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

'Can, you hear me?'