Language Game Players Mugs

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Introducing...Anagraman.

Some card-game puns

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"I stand corrected."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Danth battle?

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

Strawberry Shake

Shoe repair

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Heart To Heart

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

"I've been window-shopping..."

Self Raising Flour

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

'Can, you hear me?'

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'