Language Game Fan Mugs

Inn and Outt.

'Is everything O.K.?'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Introducing...Anagraman.

Some card-game puns

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"I stand corrected."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

Danth battle?

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Strawberry Shake

Airport

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

Self Raising Flour

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.'

"He ate all the Scrabble tiles. Now he keeps leaving little messages around the house."

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

"I've been window-shopping..."

Correct Spelling Lane.

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."

'She's got a speech impediment.'

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

Tug Of War

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"