Language Fans Mugs

The dentist's interpreter

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Campaign for Plain English

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Shell Fire

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

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'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'