Language Game Fan Pillows

Inn and Outt.

'Is everything O.K.?'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Introducing...Anagraman.

Some card-game puns

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I stand corrected."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Danth battle?

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Airport

Strawberry Shake

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

"I've been window-shopping..."

Correct Spelling Lane.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.'

Self Raising Flour

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

'She's got a speech impediment.'

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."

'Can, you hear me?'

Ventriloquist's fete

Tug Of War

"Are we their yet?"