Language Fan Pillows

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

S**T Creek Paddle Stores.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

The Oxford Comma Coin

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Danth battle?

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"Hair spray"

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"