Language Interaction Fan Pillows

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

Danth battle?

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

Correct Spelling Lane.

'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.'

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

'She's got a speech impediment.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

"All those in favor of saying 'It's a wrap' instead of 'Meeting adjourned' say 'Aye.' "

"And look sir - here's another interesting derivative of that phrase..."

Palindromedary.

'You mean to ssssay we have sssspeach imedimentssss?'

'First you come down, then we talk.'

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

Tom Bowler

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

"Carpe the per diem."

Wordplay: False Alarm - 'Only Kidding!'

Inn and Outt.

'Are you choking or are you serious?'

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'